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Real lineage. Real lab numbers. Cultivar by cultivar, from the grower behind Nova OG and PSB.
Achievements
Judge for events
Emerald Cup, High Times, The Billy Awards
Nova OG at SC Labs
35.6% THCA in 2016, the highest the lab had recorded at the time.
Keepers so far.
These are the ones I keep running. I'm always hunting new genetics and planning the next cross, so the map holds more than fits here.

Nova OG
35.6% THCA at SC Labs in 2016, the highest the lab had recorded at the time.
Stardawg (Guava), from JJ at TopDawg, on one side. OG/Diesel on the other.

PSB
The center of the map. All three crosses below come off her.
My homage to the elders: DJ Short, Chemdog, Weasel and the sour crew. Blueberry Headband into Sour Diesel BX3, then backcrossed. A candied sour fuel.

92 OG Kush
A cut I keep running. Clone only, no seed line.
No second version. The cut is the whole record.
Three more crosses, all on PSB.
PSB is the father on all three. Each page has both parents written out.

WTC x PSB #2
- Mother
- The White x Tahoe OG x GSC
- Father
- PSB (Blueberry Headband x Sour Diesel BX3) BX

WhiteTahoeBurst
- Mother
- The White x Tahoe OG x GSC
- Father
- PSB (Blueberry Headband x Sour Diesel BX3) BX

Daywrecker Diesel x PSB #2
- Mother
- Chemdog x M.S.S, with NL likely in there
- Father
- PSB (Blueberry Headband x Sour Diesel BX3) BX
Enter the Genetics Universe
Every cross HeadyMonster has made or held, mapped as a star chart. Tap a star to see where it came from and what came from it. Trace a family to the end and it stays lit.
A short list, checked by hand.
No public drops. When there's a new run or a mix, this list hears about it. I read every request and approve each one myself.
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Articles
May 2026The Oil Ring Is Lying to YouEveryone reads the oil ring as top-shelf. Mostly it isn't. What actually tells you something about the flower.
July 2024 · By TMBThat's Not A Sativa, Bro!A logical case for a change in product nomenclature, to better serve consumers in the cannabis industry.
June 2024The Importance of Trichomes in CannabisThe trichome types, what each one does, and how to check them by eye and by touch.
Press
Kitchen Toke · 2017The Strain Master: Pursuing the Perfect FlowerA Kitchen Toke feature, 2017.
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